TWENTY QUESTIONS Okay, here are those 20 questions. Simply tap the answer link after each question on your computer screen, and think or say the answer. Through the use of Three Angels Publishing's proprietary vvtl* code, your answers will be instantly tabulated and graded. After answering the last question, click on the Submit link to see if you passed. (Hint - guessing is not only permissible, it is suggested - when you click on the submit link, you'll understand  ) And then enter your e-mail address for the bonus Christmas drawing. a. "cuddles" b. "baldy" c. "sweet cheeks" d. "drools" answer ____ a. lake surfing b. skinny dipping c. submarine race watching d. cannonballing answer ____ 3. Joey has a little Irish in him. And to Joey, Ireland is the ... a. ...land of luck and leprechauns b. ...land of shamrocks, shillelaghs, and St. Patrick c. ...land of green hills, green valleys, and green beer d. ...land of happy wars and sad love songs. answer____ 4. Joey once lost his religion. In Joey's own words, "I traded in the loving God of Eternity for ..." a. ...cool wine, cold beer, and cute brunettes" b. ... a Lizard King from California" c. ...center stage, centerfield and a centerfold" d. ...the fast lane on the road to nowhere" answer ____ 5. In college, the cafeteria lady was Mrs. Ollie Thorsen and her nickname was "trots". Why? a. She went jogging every morning rain or shine. b. She loved trotter style horse racing c. That's what you got when you ate her food d. She had a funny way of running down the hall outside the cafeteria answer ____ 6. The great lost love of Joey's life was a woman named Kristin. What old love song always reminds Joey of her? a. "You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers b. "Someone to Watch Over Me" by Frank Sinatra c. "Somebody to Love" by Queen d. "Lovin' Arms" by Dobie Gray answer ____ 7. Joey once gave a eulogy at a very unusual funeral. For whom was the funeral held? a. a housefly named "Frankie" b. "Shakes", the town drunk c. a 1962 black Ford Thunderbird convertible named "Lucifer's chariot" d. Sammy "Bagels"' pet armadillo named "waddles" answer ____ 8. During freshman initiation Joey met Dan and his friends. Their job was to keep the wise guys in line and Joey got to know them quite well. Dan and his friends were known as ? a. The terrible trio b. The Rat Pack c. The Goon Squad d. The Mongol Horde answer ____ 9. She's tall, blonde, drop dead gorgeous, has a smile that can light up a stadium, and is cold as ice ... and hard as stone. And she's Joey's favorite dance partner. She's ... a. Debby b. "Angel Eyes" c. "bubblebutt" d. "kitten" answer ____ 10. A group of guys straight from a bachelor party remind Joey of the last bachelor party he attended. Joey remembers running in to a bouncer dressed as "the history of leather and studs" and asking him ... a. "how many cows died to make that outfit?" b. "where are the rest of the Hell's Angels?" c. "aren't you one of the Village People?" d. " can I borrow the Harley tonight, dad?" answer ____ 11. The event of the year at Mike's Place is the Halloween costume party and one year two friends named Dan and Sondra wore the best costumes Joey ever saw. They dressed up as.... a. Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner b. Count Dracula and Satan c. Superman and Lois Lane d. Shaggy and Scooby Doo answer ____ 12. As a 7 year old boy, Joey once met "god". To young Joey "god" was ...... and he came from...... a. Pope John XXIII ..... Rome, Italy b. "Broadway" Joe Namath ..... Beaver Falls, PA c. Superman ..... Metropolis d. Mickey Mantle ..... Commerce, Oklahoma answer ____ 13. Going home for Christmas vacation one year, Joey was involved in an "incident" along an interstate highway and he thought Christmas was going to be ... a. ...spent getting to know everyone in the local emergency room b. ...compliments of some guy named "Festus" at the county lockup c. ...celebrated sometime around the following Easter d. ...his occasion to "meet his maker" answer ____ 14. Of all the nicknames you could think of for Uncle Joey there is one you never want to call him. And that is ... a. "Lurch" b. "twinkle toes" c. "four-eyes" d. "spunky" answer ____ 15. Pittsburgh is Joey's second home. And the phrase describing Pittsburgh that always makes Joey laugh is ... "Pittsburgh ... a. ... northeast of Purgatory on the highway to Heaven" b. ...at least we're not Cleveland" c. ...three rivers, two seasons, one immaculate reception" d. ...a drinking town with a football problem" answer ____ 16. Like many establishments of its kind, Mike's has mementos decorating the interior. What hangs over the bar in Mike's ? a. A rainbow trout named "Timmy" b. Richard Nixon in effigy. c. A Bill Clinton piņata d. A replica of the Super Bowl trophy answer ____ 17. When Joey's nephew, Rick, was seven, Joey took him fishing. Rick showed up wearing perfect camouflage ... if he was trying to blend in ... a. on opening day of deer season b. at a Denver Bronco's football game c. down in the pits at the Daytona 500 d. at a casting call for "Night of the Living Dead, Part VIII." answer ____ 18. As a teenager Joey lost a golfing bet to a friend of his dad. His dad's friend was ..... and Joey lost.... a. "Fat Andy" Antonelli ..... the shirt off his back b. Mel Stein ..... one dollar c. "Crazy" Ron Yonolewicz ..... his favorite putter d. Arnold Palmer ..... ten bucks answer ____ 19. Pittsburgh is home to which of the following ? a. the world's largest beer keg b. the farkleberry tart c. the world's first banana split d. the largest meteorite ever to land in a United States city answer ____ 20. Joey once serenaded his first love with a song that was selection B2 on the old juke box in Mike's place. It was titled ... and sung by ..... a. Scotch and Soda ... The Kingston Trio b. My Girl ... The Temptations c. For Your Precious Love ... Jerry Butler d. Since I Fell for You ... Lenny Welch answer ____ Submit Enter your e-mail address below for the bonus Drawing |
Okay, here's that answer sheet. After all, we don't want anyone losing any sleep, right? Answer sheet. 1 - c 2 - c 3 - d 4 - b 5 - c 6 - d 7 - a 8 - c 9 - a 10 - c 11 - b 12 - d 13 - b 14 - c 15 - d 16 - a 17 - b 18 - b 19 - b 20 - d Now, if you want to know the story behind those questions and answers, well, you're just going to have to get your hands on a copy of A Bridge to Nowhere and read Joey's tale. Signed copies by "Tony" are available from us here at Three Angels Publishing. After all, inquiring minds want to know....... right? *Oh, and one last thing. As far as that vvtl (virtual visualization and telepathy link) code goes, truth be told ... there really is no such thing. But then again, you've probably figured that out by now. Hey ... we're just having some fun with everybody. After all, if we did something really boring, Joey would just tell us to "fuggedaboutit." ... He's funny that way ... ... and yes, there is a bonus Christmas drawing, and you are entered !! |
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